Banana Jokes & Puns

Classic one-liners

• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
• What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
• Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang around in bunches.
• How do you make a banana split? Cut it in two.
• What’s the easiest way to make a banana milkshake? Take a banana to a scary movie.

The knock-knock loop

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Puns for every occasion

• I find this whole topic ap-peel-ing.
• Let’s not split.
• This article is top banana.
• You’re the only one for me — I’m not bananas about anyone else.

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